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Jason Pierre Paul Signs Four-Year Deal With Giants
Contract is actually for three and a bit years, because that’s as high as he can count now.
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 73)
The scene: The Moosemobile, which is racing desperately towards the Castle of Death while a mad clown clings to the hood. Future Moose is…
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2017 Madness Open Thread – Thursday Evening Block
Hey there, fellow casual office gamblers! How fucked is everyone’s bracket so far? At least the drinking and/or drugs can start now. /ok, increase…
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“Mad About the Maddening Madness” – Dealing With Mom’s Eventual Phone Call
First, a little musical accompaniment to accompany your reading pleasure: Are you enjoying your day so far? Excellent. We’ve already been treated to quite…