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Historical Badasses: Tomyris
I’m taking a nine-hour drive north to a buddy’s place this weekend to go golfing and scout some youth football; it’s also a long…
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25 Questions About….
Pooping in the middle of the night. As I write this, it is 2:45 AM and I’m sitting on the throne. I specifically woke…


