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Recent Posts
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Your “Scoring Is Down But Celebrations Are Up!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Cortez Kennedy died today, age 48. No cause of death was announced. I just remember him eating people up during the 90s,…
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Summer: The Season of Murder, Decay, and Warm Beer
My calendar tells me that summer is coming and other events I’m looking forward to, including “Testicle Scraping”, “Trepanning with a Sharp Stone”, and…
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Twin Picks – Ep 2: Traces to Nowhere
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, we have arrived at the Bengals facility, Paul Brown Stadium, which to me sounds like the name of…
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Fun with Graphs: A look at the competitiveness of various leagues
So everyone was shocked when the Celtics won a game against the mighty Cleveland Cavaliers ( Jesus, we really must be nearing the end…