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Recent Posts
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: It’s the 4th of July weekend. Grill Things!
Happy 4th of July weekend DFO! We are now officially balls deep into the summer. Hope everybody is consuming the proper amount of fluids…
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Your “I hope you’ve been good ’cause you’re getting a treat today” Open Thread
Oh kids. OH KIDS! We have a special treat for you. Today is the day that our own Make It Snow live tweets as…
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TGISF…aka Your “Happy Birthday ‘Murrica” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Can’t fool you guys, you’re too smart. Yep, it’s Independence Day weekend. Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we’re celebrating…
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Request Line: GIVE DEREK ALL THE MONEY
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A young man sits inside a recording booth, looking relaxed and happy. The PRODUCER is outside the booth, punching…