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Offseason Quotables: NCAA Championship To The Draft (Results)

Good quality all around this week. Please see below regarding this edition’s results. Regards, blaxabbath

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Holidays vary throughout the world, but there’s one thing about them that’s supposed to be universal: you take a day,…

The scene: Ape City, that bustling hive of simian activity in an undetermined future. Voiceover Narration (by Top Detective): This is the city. Ape…

NFL Notes: It’s getting crowded in the booth, as Jay Cutler has apparently auditioned for John Lynch’s old job at FOX. He must need…