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Your “Depths of the Off-season” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott was in a minor car crash on Sunday, so he’s been kept out of practice. Myles Garrett was held out…
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Your 2017 Indigenous Round Guernseys!
Welcome to a special mid-week edition of the AFL Beat. The Indigenous Round is always one of my favorite Rounds as each team comes…
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Your “Scoring Is Down But Celebrations Are Up!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Cortez Kennedy died today, age 48. No cause of death was announced. I just remember him eating people up during the 90s,…
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Summer: The Season of Murder, Decay, and Warm Beer
My calendar tells me that summer is coming and other events I’m looking forward to, including “Testicle Scraping”, “Trepanning with a Sharp Stone”, and…