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Recent Posts
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Your “What Day Is It Today?” Open Thread
This whole week, I haven’t know what day it was. Two days ago, I got home from work and said to Lady BFC “man,…
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TGISF…aka “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Sexy Friday Open Thread
No, I’m not planning on linking that song. You’re welcome. But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you’ll probably hate…sorry,…
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Request Line: Holding Out
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. The PRODUCER is bustling outside the studio, getting everything ready for the show. A mountainous man sits in the…
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HEY JERRY LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS WE CAN GO GET HAIRCUTS TOGETHER
MARK DAVIS: [under his breath] Heh heh heh…simple-minded fool…


