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Johnny Football Coach?
Yeah, I have every faith that THAT would go well. Never mind that the pinhead is so clueless that he decides the best time…
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YOUR 2017 DALLAS COWBOYS, PENDING INVESTIGATION
2016 was a fantastic year for Ol’ Double J’s squad of plucky heroes. After the 2015 4-12 debacle they added a new RB in…
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Long Donks March Back To Relevance
This will serve as your 2017 Denver Broncos preview. Much has changed, whilst much has stayed the same. First and foremost, the unequivocally positive…
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Your “Title Abridged Due To Holiday Day-Drinking” Canadian Holiday Monday Open Thread
I don’t really have anything to add. There’s no “NFL Notes” today. I put this post together in spurts over the weekend, because…