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2017 Carolina Panthers Horrible Preview
Or should that be “2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview”? Yes, that seems more apropos. Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season…
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2017 Cincinnati Bengals Preview – Fool’s Golden Anniversary Edition
That’s right! This is the 50th year of the Cincinnati Bengals and Mike Brown is putting off all the stops by putting an ugly…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 21
You know, every once in a while something happens that melts my cynical dark heart and gives me joy. This weekend brought me two…
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“I Just Don’t Have A Parole Officer” – A Boots on the Ground Experience
Though somehow the fifth sixth fifth a top ten most populous American city, Phoenix is yet to produce a Boots on the Ground feature…