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Recent Posts
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 91)
The scene: The Godverse, where deities both ancient and forgotten hang out. Currently there’s a party in full swing at Bruce the Shark-Headed god’s…
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Your “Second Verse – Same As The First!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: In a harbinger of what this season might look like, Alex Smith’s agent is already talking about where he might end up…
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Your “Oh Look – It’s The Atlanta F*%$#-king Falcons” Season Preview
They know what they did. THEY KNOW! I hope Dan Quinn wakes up screaming every night at 3:28 AM, sweating in anguish over how…
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A Place to Call Home
Operator: Greater Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension, how may I direct your call?….I see…And these arrangements, you said, is for a football team?….Well sir, I think…