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Your “No Problems Here – What Are You Talking About?”
NFL News: Tony Romo will miss Friday’s Chiefs-Seahawks game because his son was born last night. Good for him. Little Jones McCoy Romo joins…
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No Ones 2017 – Texans Preview
There is a phenomenon you may have heard of called the Mandela Effect. This is the scariest thing you will find on the internet…
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CrimeBeat!: Detroit Lions Season Preview Edition
(Puts on Vince Mancini hat, dusts off Armond White’s seminal work, “Ethnic Frisson: Pretentiously Overbearing Pontification in Mid-Pre-Post-Modern Cinematic TruthBombing”) I am continually fascinated…
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25 Questions…
ahem… Wheres My Theme Music? Life is like playing for the Hurricanes, here on This Blog Footballs, laserfaces, Jets fail, it’s a damn blog…