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Recent Posts
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“Packers Pounded By Aggressive Rams” and Other Possible Rams 2017 Outcomes
Welcome to the 2017 preview for the Los Angeles Rams. I’m sure you’ve been looking forward to this like Carroll Rosenbloom looked forward to…
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A TOAST TO BLEERGH: Your 2017 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 23
It’s the end of the Home and Away season! And what an end we had! The final spot in the Eight came down to…
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Your Sunday Evening Football Open Thread
Well, it’s just about that time again folks. Time to resign yourself to the fact that you frittered away yet another weekend doing not…