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Request Line: GIVE DEREK ALL THE MONEY
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A young man sits inside a recording booth, looking relaxed and happy. The PRODUCER is outside the booth, punching…
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Anti-Millenial Gloating Achieves Apex
The over-29 Internet contingent is claiming a resounding victory for truth. “See, SEE; I told ya” was the general outcry of every person with…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 85)
The scene: The Pacific Ocean, where BFC and Jerry are clinging to a floating bale of weed and paddling towards a distant island. Jerry:…
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Your “The Offseason Is Over–OVER I TELLS YA!” Open Thread
Well, it’s been a long wait, and it was rough. Was. For the naysayers: June ends tomorrow and training camps start in July. The…