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Recent Posts
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 93)
The scene: The secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically one of the hallways in said base, where Jerry and BFC are…
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Your “Tomorrow Might Not Be Here For You” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Slight hangover…no scratches or cuff marks…note from wife about snoring…VICTORY! NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott’s appeal hearing has finally ended. Under the rules, the arbitrator…
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HAPPY FUN BRAIN SCREAMING TIME: A Buffalo Bills Season Preview!
Holy shit, you guys, I can’t remember going into a Bills regular season so stoked about their chances to Make Some Noise since… well,…
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Hard Ride To Seattle
The scene: Century Link field, home of the Seattle Seahawks, in the not-too-distant future. Pirate Sloth is taking his seat, and Doktor Zymm sits…