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Your “Crimebeat!’ Is Going To Become A Daily Feature At This Point” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
You can start calling DFO the State Department, because as of this morning we’ve denied over 1900 Russians. NFL News: Both sides in the…
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2017 Starting Quarterback Songs!
First up, good news. If you don’t know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is…
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The World Is On Fire: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
When cases are decided by a panel of judges (e.g. the Supreme Court), judges can write “concurring opinions” where they agree with the ultimate…
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Your “What I Did On My Summer Vacation” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Not to brag, but I think the high school team my program’s attached to just eliminated the Jets from playoff contention. NFL News: Hurricane…