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Your “Drinking Turkey Like It’s Water” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, NHL training camps opened this week. The important thing is that the return of hockey will bring me many national games to enjoy…
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Lesser Saturday FOAR Lesser Footy
I hope you enjoyed last week’s hefty smorgasbord, but the pickings are way the fuck thinner this weekend, at least the Saturday portion. Onwards we go,…
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Well, duhhhh?!?!?!?
Man accidentally shoots himself, tells police ‘black man in hoodie’ did it. Oh wait, a black man in a hoodie didn’t do it. Never…


