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Recent Posts
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2017
Even for a sport that prides itself on unpredictability…that shit was weird, man. I am reminded vividly that I truly know abso-fucking-lutely nothing. The New…
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Your “Is It Dessert Time Already?” Sunday Night NFL Open Thread
Whoopty-ding-dang-do! Another Sunday is coming to an end and then it’s back to the soul-crushing grind that begins Monday morning. But wait! Not so…
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Your Second Round of NFL Action Open Thread
Are we feeling a wee bit boozy/dizzy/pilly/queasy/silly yet? If you’re not you’ve got some work to do, my friend. There’s still a ton of…
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Your “Let’s Go, Go, Go!” Early Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Hey there, welcome fellow shenanigan-creators, maker-uppers of hilarious quips typing bots kinda of people. (“nice word salad, scotch”) Here we are again to have…