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Your [Is Buried By The Media’s “REMATCH/REVENGE!” Word Avalanche]
[digs his way past words ‘miraculous’, ‘letdown’, ‘poise’, ‘collapse’, ‘disappointment’, ‘validation’, ‘comeback’, ‘dynasty’, ‘believe’, etc.-breeches the surface] [gasps for breath] Goddamn it! [brushes assorted…
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Your “We’re Just Hitting Our Stride” Late Afternoon NFL Joy Joy Thread
As the afternoon slate kicks in, we’re just hitting our stride… So join me as we gracefully move into the next phase of…
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Your “This London game is BS since it didn’t start super early” Open Thread
Seriously, why is there a game at all? Just to fuck with the Rams’ attendance and try to raise their average? You know, this…
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Your “Gonna Get High, Gonna Have Some Fun” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Hope you all had yourselves a lovely day. The rain has finally returned (with a vengeance) to Vancouver. The highlight has been the…