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Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt II – Tampa Bay Bucs
[Interior Day, Sleazy Office, Hollywood, California] Darkest Timeline Zack Morris sits quietly in the office, staring at the phone, willing it to ring. On…
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2017 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)
I complained reported Tuesday that my weekend slate of games featured 14 total points by losing teams. With WAS putting up 24 on MNF…
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Your “OOF! We Got A Ripe One Over Here!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
So it’s come to this. The truest of the tests of your football fanhood. This one is such a stinker I feel as though…
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Why Not Zoidberg?!?: Detroit Lions Bye Week Update
RECORD: 3-3 PROJECTED RECORD: 4-2 So for the Lions Season Preview, I wasted your time with an extended discussion of Film. It thus seems…