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Recent Posts
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Your DFO Christmas Morning Open Thread
Good morning Commentists. It’s your old pal Beerguy here this morning. Since the majority of us are nogging it up this morning, until the…
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San Diego’s Greetings: A Very BOLTMAN X-Mas
EXTERIOR – QUALCOMM STADIUM FIELD – X-MAS EVE As the sun sets on the city of San Diego, a lone figure walks from the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2017
I hope everyone enjoyed the last REAL week of RedZone action, because it truly is the best that life has to offer. Stay preserved,…
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Your “Last Chance You Be Nice Before Santa Arrives” Hawaii Bowl Open Thread + Die Hard Live Blog
Do the titles count towards the 200 words minimum? I feel that’s the longest title ever. Which is fitting because tonight, despite what science…