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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Miami Dolphins

As I was driving home from Seattle after a sad-assed performance by the Shithawks in losing to the [Redacteds], I was listening to the…

INT. PASSENGER CABIN OF A TRAIN – DAY. Having successfully found their way to the right train platform, our four protagonists – ELI MANNING, DOUG…

Playoff football is here at last! Thanks to the final games of the regular season, we now know that Toronto has clinched the East…

NFL News: Leonard Fournette has apparently learned the error of his ways, and will respect the team’s rules & curfews. He missed a workout…