[DOOR FLIES OPEN]

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 3

INT. BANQUET HALL – DAY We open on an establishing shot of a gigantic dining hall. Massive oak tables, chandeliers full of candles, and…

So, on November 17th, I was supposed to undergo my second colonoscopy in two months. Because of a previous bout of kidney failure –…

What the fuck do I even say? What even is there? It’s not as if our team has just been beleaguered by injuries (*hands…

By now, you’ve read a great many of these bye week updates. All with an unique style and approach. Bravo and much praise to…