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Your “This’ll Test Your Fookin’ Mettle” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

It’s a frosty, uncaring world out there. What’s the point of even holding the door open for anyone anymore? And yet we do it…

As you’ve gleaned, I’ve been away this week. The doctors saw fit to ram another scope up my backside & remove the polyps they…

Hello there imaginary friendlings. Please excuse the brevity of tonight’s lead in. If you want to blame someone for it, blame Maria. No shit. …

INT. DELTA HOUSE – NIGHT The party is underway, and it is absolute pandemonium. As promised, the cheerleaders from Ben-Gal House are in attendance. …