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Recent Posts
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Your “Everything’s Falling Into Place” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The suffering continues for Josh Gordon, as he has been ruled an exclusive rights free agent Meaning that he doesn’t qualify for…
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Oscar Preview 2018: The Films No One Watches
Good afternoon, Commentists. We’re ten days from the Oscars, and I believe that this will finally be the year that I can claim to…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Reincarnation of Omm Sety
Oh, men. MEN. I took a trip with Coach Ryan this past week; he seemed intent on going somewhere where he could walk barefoot…
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Take this year’s Commentist Survey, folks.
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