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Recent Posts
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War Room Conversations: Round 2
INT. ARIZONA CARDINALS WAR ROOM – DRAFT DAY 2 The Cardinals’ leadership is in conversation about what moves to make with the 15th selection…
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Request Line: Cats and Dogs
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER and an ANIMAL TRAINER are standing outside the recording booth. PRODUCER: Are you sure they’re going to…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Draft Morning After Pill
Special April edition! With Lamar! looking like a very confused, out-of-place Notre Dame mascot imitator. And #ThePauls being #ThePauls. Thank heavenly Jeebus Tittyfuck for…
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Horatio’s “Why God, Why?” REVISED Big Stupid And No Doubt Wildly Inaccurate Mock Draft 2.0 *slash* Also Your Draft Night Thursday Open Thread
Hi There: You may recall that I did two of these last year, and, for some reason, another version this year that I posted…