[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
"I keep waiting for someone in a Guardian helmet to say, “Man. We ain’t found sh*t!” – unsurprised
Recent Posts
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2018 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)
I have nothing to say that has not already been said. It’s definitely been a lemonade-out-of-lemons week here at [DFO] and, while I don’t…
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To Peyton
Dearest brother, and venerated golden boy, As I write this correspondence to you, I can hear the dogs howling in the distance, my time…
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In Which We Try To Say Strange New Phrases
BRUNSON BRONSON BRAUN SWING BRONN SWIN BRONZE NGUYEN BROWNS WIN … … … ONLY ONE OF THESE…
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Browns Win! Browns Win! Browns Win!
We don’t normally celebrate individual wins here at doorfliesopen, but this is a special occasion, in that it has been more that 630 days…