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Recent Posts
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BattleBots Beat: More BattleBots Bracket-Busting?
Hey everyone, and welcome back to the Beat! Last week, we saw Tombstone’s frame finally give up the chain, Bombshell doing what it seemed…
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Your “WOO! – Hockey’s Back!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Excuse me while I play the Canadian national anthem. NFL News: Dez Bryant has come to the realization that no one loves him, so…
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“Save Us, Jameis!” and Other Signs of Desperation: Tampa Bay at the Bye
So the Roadrunner’s a dick, right? Wile E. Coyote has some issues of his own, no argument. The ancient Greeks wish they had come…
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Bears at the Bye
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are taking a meeting. One (DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS) is seated at…