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Your “The Pre-Season Zombie-Like Apathy Is Palpable” Sunday Evening Open Thread

The first weekend of Pre-Season Footbaw seems to have taken its toll. Some folks (us) seem sort of apathetic. But it also seems to…

Good morning everyone! I hope everyone has had a festive weekend full of frivolity and madcap shenanigans. Or at least a weekend where you…

I suppose maybe other things are going on in the universe tonight, but all Commentist Party eyes will no doubt be on Donks WOO!…

Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho’s United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that…