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Recent Posts
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Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread
/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What…
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Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On His Return
The expected return of Le’Veon Bell this week is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths to which players…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2018 Season
Some weeks just shit all over you. This was one of them. Herein lies part of the week’s tale. All season long, Yinzburgh has…
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Your “I’ll Be Honest-I’m Hoping For a Travesty Here” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
You know, the good kind of travesty whereby extraordinary misfortune befalls the easily-hateable team that has experienced so much success. The one that has…