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Monday Morning Mock Draft: What The Hell Was That?
Guten tag, drones. We’re drawing closer to shutting down the mock drafts for the season, making way for Hippo Thoughts as Most Glorious football…
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From Ass to Filler, 2026 Titans Preview
In Week 4 of 2025, TEN lost 26-0 to Houston, fell to 0-4, and rookie QB Cam Ward declared: We Ass Two weeks later,…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: A Quickie. White Bean Dip
Good morning, You know it’s getting close to season kick off time when all food thoughts turn to football food. I may even have…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread AND Browns Preview 2026-9
WE are, appropriately, taking a Royal Dump as WE write this. Let US begin the preamble… As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy…