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2018 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)
Midseason form all around. Granted, a few of you look a little more Josh Gordon with the Browns than Josh Gordon with the Patriots.…
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Green Bay Packers at the Bye: A 2018 Green Bay Packer Bye Week Update
The NFC North’s Green Bay Packers were on bye last Sunday. You probably didn’t notice because Baltimore and Dallas managed to otherwise consume your…
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Your “The Purge Has Begun” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Ye olde Jizziants have begun the housecleaning and who knows where it shall end. When The Wreck of The Ereck Flowers was jettisoned the…
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Infinite Nets Game 4: Taking On The Champs
Four games in, and I’m crazed as a shithouse rat. I’m back home, in the chaos and anxiety of the metro area, where everything…