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Your “I Got Nothing” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bears have Mitch Trubisky listed as “questionable” for this Sunday. The working theory is that, given they are playing the Giants,…
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[DFOnline] Red to the Dead to the Redemption 2
It has been some time since we’ve had a [DFOnline] post ’round these parts. Back in March, I was originally going to showcase a…
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That’s the Joke
Disclaimer: This is absolutely not NFL-related. It’s not even sports related. But it is joke-related. Continue at your own discretion. Or go back to…
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Your “Oh God, I’m Dying A Death” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I think I have the flu. Let’s run down the checklist: Public school teacher in a vaccine-challenged city Attended niece’s 8th birthday on Saturday…