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Your “So Very Tired…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Season’s greetings! Cervezahombreroberto is still on furlough from the content mines, so you’re getting a very worn out mongoose handling the reins instead. I have…
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2018 Bowl Sponsorship Analysis (Pre-New Years Games)
I’ve always said that, if you really want to know who you are, look at what products are advertised to you. Advertising is an…
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Mouth Flies Open: Door Number 2
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Boxing Day Open Lesser Footy Thread
Rejoice, for the Merry Brits are bringing the sport lumber today! NBCSN has a quardruple-header, starting with Fulham/Wolves (NOW, nil-nil as the second half…