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Recent Posts
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DFO Does the Movies: Aquabro (No Spoilers in Review)
Hey Bros and Ladies, Your pal Wakezilla finally got some time off to do some fun stuff during his winter vacation. As a result,…
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Happy 2019 Lesser (and also JV) Footy Thread
Everton hosting Leicester right now (NBCSN), with my Toffees needing all three points, and needing them badly. I think we shall get them, but…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Episode III
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – End of Regular Season
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…