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Recent Posts
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Your “All Signs Point To Evil Afoot” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bears are going to take a run at Kareem Hunt. Matt Nagy knows him from working with Hunt in 2017 when…
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2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Submissions) & Wild Card Weekend (Results)
Well, what a wonderful weekend it was. The Football Clippers got the thrashing they so badly deserved, Jason Garret had a fine eating of…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #5
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Divisional Round
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…