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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Cochran Revolver
Morning, all. Been sitting here thinking about risk and reward a lot; the pundits are all saying that we need to figure out how…
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Your “Pre-Super Bowl Week Is A Dead Zone” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice From Behind Door Number 6
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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Your 2019 AVN Awards Preview – Technical Categories
As you undoubtedly know, it’s Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will…