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Recent Posts
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Your “Which Team in Liga MX Should I Adopt?” Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread
As we all know, there is only one game left in the NFL season. That means it’s time to find other sports and divertissements…
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Your “It’s A Post About Nothing” Friday Evening Open Thread
Nope, you gotta wait another week (plus) for the Superb Owl LIII. YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!!! (get your foot off the boat,…
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2018 Quotables – Conference Finals Weekend (Results)
You guys ready for some PROFESSIONAL BOWL action this weekend?! As someone who didn’t watch the SKILLS SHOWDOWN last night, I know I sure…
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Oscars 2019: Tell Homeland Security – We Are The Noms
Welcome to late January! It’s a time we at DFO most associate with bitching that the goddamned Patriots are in the stupid fucking Super…



