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[DFO] Hate Week Presents: Owners Who Suck – Stan Kroenke & Dean Spanos
Today’s final installment of [DFO] Hate Week is brought to you by marrying rich, prenuptial agreements, and the Mayflower Moving Company. Now, normally the…
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Tales From The Meteor! – Infinity Reign
It is a dark day for the game. A field of tar is left littered with red merchandise covered in a layer of white…
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Tales from the Meteor: The Last Journeyman (Part 2)
Wednesday, January 30 Right ascension 16 49 55.2 Declination -74 14 23 Elongation 71.2 Delta 0.25 AU Doug Martin is very, very surprised…
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Mouth Flies Open: Lucky Number 7
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…