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Friday Evening Open Thread
Due to extenuating circumstances (“Nailed the Vocab words!” – Blair W.), today’s installment of Sexy Friday is being brought to you by the pervert…
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2018 Quotables – Superb Owl Weekend (Results)
So I turn 30 this weekend, and while it’s becoming more and more obvious to me that it’s not THAT big of a deal,…
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Request Line: Coffee is for Closers
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY PATRICK MAHOMES stands in the office outside the studio, smoking a cigarette. DJ 3000 is near the wall, watching…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week – The Old Fashioned
Welcome to the first installment in a new off-season series highlighting everyone’s favorite pastime: drinking! This week’s cocktail is a true classic: The Old…