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Recent Posts
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Your “A Day Late and a Dollar Short Valentine’s Day Special” Friday Evening Open Thread
Okay, now before we go on I have to relay something which just happened. I think it’s funny. Some of you won’t. One person…
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Request Line: Duets
INT. UNDERDOG SPORTS BAR – NIGHT A thin crowd mulls around a dimly lit sports bar. Practically every available surface in the bar is…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Remember the Maine!
Welcome back cocktail enthusiasts. This week, you’re getting a bonus history lesson with your tasty beverage, because this week, we’re remembering the Maine. The…
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Your “Happy Hallmark Holiday, Honey” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Being allergic to cocoa, I consider Valentine’s Day to be nothing more than a plot by BIG CHOCOLATE to try & kill me. NFL…


