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Let’s Talk about The Irony of Fate
Happy New Years, Jabronis. ***Editors note: I realize this is the 2nd of January, and not in fact, the 1st. I’d written this to…
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Fun with Polls! Bob’s Burgers edition
So, I’ve decided to institute a new series for the new year. Coming hot On the heels of the fabulously successful Miss BumBum pageant…
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Your [stretches arms out] “Ahhh! First Day of the Year” New Year’s Day Night Open Post
Most under-rated day-drinking day of the season must be today. If you’re not an amateur that’s waking up in a strange place with your…
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DFO Does the Movies: Aquabro (No Spoilers in Review)
Hey Bros and Ladies, Your pal Wakezilla finally got some time off to do some fun stuff during his winter vacation. As a result,…