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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Dachshund: Or, Why Rikki’s Head Hurts in the Morning
Welcome back drinkers. This week we’re deviating from the cocktail books I’ve been looking at for inspiration. That’s because we’ve got our first user…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine…
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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Your “Why Don’t Stupid People Know They’re Stupid?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It sounds like the Raiders are pushing hard for Antonio Brown. Lord knows they’ve got spare first-round picks. John Gruden got off…