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[DFO] History Corner Presents: A Prohibition Centenary Post
The positive reaction to my World War One Centenary posts has encouraged me to expound upon other topics. But rather than tie all of…
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Your “All Signs Point To Evil Afoot” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
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2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Submissions) & Wild Card Weekend (Results)
Well, what a wonderful weekend it was. The Football Clippers got the thrashing they so badly deserved, Jason Garret had a fine eating of…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #5
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…