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2018 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Submissions)
Welcome to Quoteables, where our ELITE team of professional Commentists have been hand selected to meet in Hawaii Orlando (at least it’s not Phoenix!) to…
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Temptation Island Talk – Episode 2
Welcome back! I’m renaming these recurring posts Temptation Island Talk because I’m mentally 12 years old and it’s me talking about each week’s episode,…
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[DFO] Hate Week Presents: The State of the NFL – An Open Thread
Welcome to another [DFO] recurring tradition: Hate Week – where we examine various aspects of the game which culminate in this year’s Super Bowl.…
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Tales from the Meteor: The Last Journeyman (Part 1)
Friday, January 25 Right ascension 16 47 47.9 Declination -75 18 19 Elongation 80.4 Delta 0.57 AU Josh McCown is frowning as he…