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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Schwerer Gustav
Seems like it’s getting harder and harder to fill out my roster for next fall’s high school football team. I wish I’d be able…
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Your Actually Wednesday NFL Schedule Release Open Thread
NFL News: Ahead of tonight’s schedule reveal at 8:00PM (“Only on the NFL Network!”), the International Games slate has been revealed. Remember that the…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #11
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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The Wednesdayer (S1, E3 – Return of the Wednesdayer)
Tyrel Jackson Williams: Hello folks and we’re back for another episode of The Wednesdayer. We were off last week while I ran some focus…