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House of Pain: Opening the Gate (or, The Annual NYC Hot Sauce Expo Breakdown, 2019 Edition)
Howdy, lizard people. It’s late April, so as mentioned in the last House of Pain, it’s (slightly after) the time of the year where…
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Your “All Quiet On The NFL Front” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Pretty quiet post-Draft Sea-bass has retired. Janikowski retires after 19 seasons, leaving only Tom Brady the remaining active member of the 2000…
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The Case for Holding Out
As you may or may not have heard, the Arizona Cardinals used their first overall pick to draft Oklahoma quarterback Kyler Murray last week.…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 6
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 6 Recaps and Highlights The schedule continued being weird as the ANZAC Day holiday…