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Recent Posts
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DFO Radio: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 1 (Kid Stuff)
Last week, Eli got introduced to his brand new teammate Daniel Jones. We’ll see what the rest of the night has in store for…
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CFL Beat: Your 2019 Season Overview
Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…
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Your “Oh God – Not Even Baseball!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Some mentally ill member of the Honey Badger’s family tried to extort between $1.5 – $5.0 million from him. A cousin in…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Relinquish
Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, May 22nd, 2019 Door handles. Door handles jiggle when they are locked. Why do door handles jiggle when…