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Recent Posts
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Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Chile
After penning an ode to Los Donkeyfuckers earlier this week, I had a bit of trepidation Googling “VICE news Chile” – alas, it doesn’t…
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BattleBots Beat: Your 2019 Preview!
Hi there, lizard people. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? But the summer’s here, and with it, large robots that would maul your face,…
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CFL Beat: West Division Preview
We’re now just a week away from the kickoff to the 2019 CFL season! Last week, I previewed the four teams from the CFL’s…
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Wednesday Night Open Thread: I Miss Video Games Edition
Holy snot weasels, it’s Wednesday already? How the hell did that happen? Stupid illusion of linear spacetime…. So I was reading the Librul Elite…