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Your “Possibly Nihilistic” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yep, I’m mailing this one in big time this week. Mostly because I’m traveling and I procrastinated all week on writing it until it…
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 2 (D.A.R.E. to Just Say No)
INT. ELI MANNING’S BEDROOM – NIGHT DANIEL JONES removes the set of earplugs that ELI MANNING had provided him with. DANIEL: Hey, that was…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Sweet Broiled Lemon Margarita
So, I’ve ignored this spirit long enough. It’s my fault tequila doesn’t hold a place on my bar. I usually keep vodka, whisk(e)y and…
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Your “CRAP! – My Back!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, did I feel old today. My back flared up, and I lost half the feeling below the waist. THE GOOD FEELING!…