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Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview
/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body…
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Your “International Left-Handers Day” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Wait, huh? How did I get stuck with this? I’m too drunk for this. I have no insightful banter for you, so in lieu…
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Another Jets Preview in the Underworld, 2019 Edition
Right, this. Uh, shit. I haven’t been down in a while, being busy and all. Eh, let’s start this and I imagine someone will…
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From Worst to “Maybe they can pull off what the Browns are doing except with concentration camps in their state.”: A 2019 Arizona Cardinals Preview
Short Two Sentence Preview: The Arizona Cardinals are a dysfunctional franchise without competent leadership in the front office and, naming it’s third head coach…