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"THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM PETE HEGSETH BECUASE HE LIKES TO DECLARE HIS BOMBERS HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING WHEN THEY REALLY HAVEN’T" – LemonJello
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Even MOAR Multi-Cultural Awareness – Behold teh Afrikan Euros!
That’s right, fellow white devils (and jiminy Christmas, where is Big Black Richard??) – BeIn is doing Norteamericanos a big favour and…
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Your Second Annual “Solstice, Schmolstice” Friday Evening Open Thread
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 5 (The Fear)
INT. KITCHEN – NIGHT ASHLEY MANNING releases DANIEL JONES’ wrist and he steps back, rubbing it. At that moment… — [door flies open] —…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Bad Day at Work
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